cuntsandb1unts:

I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

(via niggerifiic)

sigurrossgeller:

"people on benefits shouldn’t be having flatscreen TVs"

why what other kind of TVs do they make? its 2014, you can’t just pop into Argos and buy a 9 inch VCR combo

please sit down

(via ridinghi)

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via lovving)

unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

(Source: foreverize, via aziaxo)

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  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
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curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

(via niggerifiic)

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